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Thriving card

“You’re thriving. Just like that mole you keep checking on. Happy Birthday!” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 ...

don't cry card

“Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because you never have to see his Mother again.” DETAILS // • Si...

bodily autonomy card

“All I want for Christmas is bodily autonomy.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Inside Message: blank...

Cake it card

“Cake it till you make it. Happy Birthday.” DETAILS // • Size: 4.25 x 5.5 • Inside Message: blank • ...

somewhere card

“You were always there. In the house. Somewhere. Happy Father’s Day.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 ...

sonofabitch card

“Like Father, like SONOFABITCH—you’re a great Dad. Happy Father’s Day!” DETAILS // • Size: 4.25 x 5....

lucky card

“You’re lucky to have me.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Inside Message: blank • Paper: white cott...

capricorn card

“Happy Birthday! Cheers to another year of judging everyone’s life choices, always being right, and ...

hot girl summer card

“Hot girl summer is over. It’s time for the fall of society.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Inside...

glass card

“I’m on my ‘cut my own bangs’ glass of wine.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Inside Message: blank ...

other children card

“Happy Mother’s Day. I forgive you for having other children.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Insid...

chicken fingers card

“You weren’t created to be liked by everybody. You are not chicken fingers.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 ...