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worst part card

“The worst part about having a birthday is all the people that want to talk to you.” DETAILS // • Si...

Pisces Pencil Set // Feb. 19 – March 20

Celebrate the Pisces season with a practical set of six standard #2 pencils from Sapling Press. Each...

tomorrow card

“It’s already tonight?? What's next? Tomorrow??? Fuck this.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Inside ...

kidney stone card

“This too shall pass. Like a kidney stone, but still.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Inside Messag...

trump mediocre card

“Trump is a mediocre white man. Happy birthday!” DETAILS // • Size: 4.25 x 5.5 • Inside Me...

food group card

“There should be a food group called ‘fuck it.’” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Inside Message: bla...

bad day card

“It’s a bad day, not a bad life. However, let’s not rule out the week.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.2...

emotional baggage card

“Everyone has emotional baggage. Just find someone willing to sit on yours so you can zip it up all ...

hard candies card

“Happy Birthday! Is this the year hard candies appear in your pocket?” •  4.25 x 5.5 lette...

long enough card

“Okay, that’s long enough. Miss you” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Inside Message: blank • Paper: ...

Big One card

NEW "Loud & Clear" line in NEON! “It's the big one! Happy Birthday!" DETAILS // • Size: 4.25 x 5...

stop singing card

“We really have to stop singing happy birthday to people. We sound like shit. Happy Birthday.” DETAI...