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virgo card

“Happy Birthday! Cheers to another year of spotting the emergency exits, scheduling your nervous bre...

not talking card

“Life is about finding people that share the same amount of not talking that you’re into.” DETAILS /...

Hate this card

“I hate this for you. I hate this with you.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Inside Message: blank •...

jewish friend card

“Happy Hanukkah to all my Jewish friend.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Inside Message: blank • Pa...

Parking situation card

“You're not old. You just need to know the parking situation. Happy Birthday!” DETAILS // • Size: 4....

new address card

“Next year, the text I send asking for your new address IS my holiday card. Happy Holidays.” DETAILS...

Tom’s house card

“Sorry for my delayed response, It's just that Tom's house was broken into and he confronted the bur...

leo card

“Happy Birthday! Cheers to another year of fishing for compliments, spectacular tantrums, and shinin...

being an adult card

“Being an adult is 99% wondering how you hurt your back.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Inside Mes...

Aries Pencil Set // March 21 – April 19

Celebrate the season of Aries with this six‑pack of standard #2 pencils, thoughtfully designed for t...

Better card

“This is fucked. I’m pissed. You’re sad. We’ve been better.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Inside ...

crippling debt card

“Tell me you've just gone into crippling debt without telling me you've just gone into crippling deb...