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father of the year mug

“Father of the goddamn year.” Please note that any ceramic product is fired to order. DETAILS // • S...

ralphie/santa card

“Dear Ralphie, You’ll shoot your eye out. Sincerely, Santa” DETAILS // • Size: 4.25 x 5.5 ...

trump dickhead card

“Trump is a dickhead. Get well soon!” DETAILS // • Size: 4.25 x 5.5 • Inside Message: Blan...

favorite person card

“Happy birthday to my favorite person that isn’t me.” DETAILS // • Size: 4.25 x 5.5 • Inside Message...

aren’t dogs card

“It’s really upsetting how many people aren’t dogs.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Inside Message:...

Startup Costs Coin Pouch

“startup costs” DETAILS // • Size: 3 x 2 • Material: transparent vinyl • Feature: silver ball chain ...

new excuse card

“A brand new excuse to get out of things! Congratulations on your baby.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4....

Sun's Out Coin Pouch

“sun's out, funds out!” DETAILS // • Size: 3 x 2 • Material: yellow vinyl • Feature: silver ball cha...

gift registry cash card

“Like I have time to look at your gift registry. Congratulations!” DETAILS // • Size: 3.25 x 6.38 tr...

Get Rich Coin Pouch

“get rich or cry trying” DETAILS // • Size: 3 x 2 • Material: navy vinyl • Feature: silver ball chai...

hangups card

“You gave me life. And like three weird hangups. Happy Father’s Day.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 ...

food key tag

“You have food at home.” DETAILS // • Size: 3.5 x 1 • Material: 1/8" cherry wood • Printing: laser e...