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Tom’s house card

“Sorry for my delayed response, It's just that Tom's house was broken into and he confronted the bur...

leo card

“Happy Birthday! Cheers to another year of fishing for compliments, spectacular tantrums, and shinin...

being an adult card

“Being an adult is 99% wondering how you hurt your back.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Inside Mes...

Better card

“This is fucked. I’m pissed. You’re sad. We’ve been better.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Inside ...

crippling debt card

“Tell me you've just gone into crippling debt without telling me you've just gone into crippling deb...

Second Mortgages Anniversary Card

“From second chances to second mortgages. I love you. Happy anniversary.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4...

Ruin my day card

“Yeah, Trump is an idiot, but do I let it ruin my day? Yes.” DETAILS // • Size: 4.25 x 5.5...

bday thermostat card

“In honor of your birthday, I've set the thermostat to your liking. Happy birthday.” DETAILS // • Si...

not today card

“You’ll laugh about this someday. But not today. Definitely not today.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.2...

life choices card

“Tell me you're second guessing your life choices without telling me you're second guessing your lif...

sponge card

“The new sponge in the sink just brightened my day. Being an adult is stupid.” DETAILS // • Size: 4....

to-do list card

“I am putting you on my to-do list.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Inside Message: blank • Paper: ...