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Second Mortgages Anniversary Card

“From second chances to second mortgages. I love you. Happy anniversary.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4...

Ruin my day card

“Yeah, Trump is an idiot, but do I let it ruin my day? Yes.” DETAILS // • Size: 4.25 x 5.5...

bday thermostat card

“In honor of your birthday, I've set the thermostat to your liking. Happy birthday.” DETAILS // • Si...

not today card

“You’ll laugh about this someday. But not today. Definitely not today.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.2...

life choices card

“Tell me you're second guessing your life choices without telling me you're second guessing your lif...

sponge card

“The new sponge in the sink just brightened my day. Being an adult is stupid.” DETAILS // • Size: 4....

to-do list card

“I am putting you on my to-do list.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Inside Message: blank • Paper: ...

hummus card

“Middle age is mostly getting super excited about different flavors of hummus.” DETAILS // • Size: 5...

assume life key tag

“If found, please assume life.” DETAILS // • Size: 3.5 x 1 • Material: 1/8" cherry wood • Printing: ...

scorpio card

“Happy Birthday! Cheers to another year of plotting your secret revenge, ‘just saying’ what everyone...

aquarius card

“Happy Birthday! Cheers to another year of rules—what rules? making everyone feel intellectually inf...

pisces card

“Happy Birthday! Cheers to another year of thinking everyone is mad at you, walking around with your...